Effective Date: March 20, 2026
Last Updated: March 20, 2026
Ugh Whatever Media Ltd.
Suite 4 3010 Centennial Drive
BURLINGTON - L7M 1N4
Canada
Email: contact@whatevermedia.hair
Phone: +1 (369) 854-2100
These Terms of Service ("Terms") constitute a legally binding agreement between you ("Client," "you," or "your") and Ugh Whatever Media Ltd. ("Whatever Media," "we," "us," or "our") governing your access to and use of our website www.whatevermedia.hair and our professional services.
By accessing our website or engaging our services, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree to these Terms, you must not access our website or use our services.
Whatever Media provides professional, scientific, and technical services, including but not limited to:
Specific services, deliverables, timelines, and fees will be detailed in individual service agreements or statements of work.
You must be at least 18 years of age and have the legal capacity to enter into binding contracts to use our services. By using our services, you represent and warrant that you meet these eligibility requirements.
If you are accessing our services on behalf of a company or organization, you represent that you have the authority to bind that entity to these Terms.
Professional services are provided pursuant to written agreements, proposals, or statements of work that specify:
Any modifications to the scope of services must be agreed upon in writing by both parties. Additional fees may apply for scope changes or additional services.
Fees for our services will be specified in the applicable service agreement. Unless otherwise stated, all fees are in Canadian Dollars (CAD) and exclude applicable taxes.
Unless otherwise agreed, clients are responsible for reimbursing reasonable expenses incurred in connection with service delivery, including travel, accommodation, and third-party services.
To facilitate effective service delivery, clients agree to:
Each party retains all rights to their respective pre-existing intellectual property, including methodologies, tools, templates, and proprietary technologies.
Unless otherwise specified in a service agreement:
We grant clients a non-exclusive, non-transferable license to use any of our pre-existing materials incorporated into deliverables, solely for the client's internal business purposes.
Both parties agree to maintain the confidentiality of proprietary and confidential information disclosed during the engagement, including:
Confidentiality obligations do not apply to information that:
Confidentiality obligations survive termination of the service agreement and continue for a period of five (5) years.
We warrant that services will be performed in a professional and workmanlike manner consistent with industry standards.
EXCEPT AS EXPRESSLY PROVIDED IN A SERVICE AGREEMENT, OUR SERVICES ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON-INFRINGEMENT.
While we strive for excellence, we do not guarantee specific outcomes or results from our consulting services. Success depends on various factors, including client cooperation and external circumstances.
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, OUR TOTAL LIABILITY ARISING FROM OR RELATED TO SERVICES PROVIDED SHALL NOT EXCEED THE TOTAL FEES PAID BY THE CLIENT FOR THE SPECIFIC SERVICES GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM IN THE TWELVE (12) MONTHS PRECEDING THE CLAIM.
IN NO EVENT SHALL WE BE LIABLE FOR INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING LOST PROFITS, LOST DATA, OR BUSINESS INTERRUPTION, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
These limitations do not apply to:
Client agrees to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Whatever Media, its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from:
Service agreements commence on the effective date specified and continue until completion of services or earlier termination.
Either party may terminate a service agreement with thirty (30) days written notice. Client remains responsible for fees for services performed and expenses incurred prior to termination.
Either party may terminate immediately upon written notice if the other party:
Upon termination:
Whatever Media is an independent contractor and not an employee, partner, or joint venturer of the client. We retain sole control over the manner and means of performing services, subject to meeting agreed deliverables and deadlines.
Our collection, use, and protection of personal information is governed by our Privacy Policy, which is incorporated into these Terms by reference. We comply with applicable data protection laws, including GDPR, CCPA, and PIPEDA.
Both parties agree to comply with all applicable federal, provincial, state, and local laws and regulations in connection with the performance of services, including but not limited to:
Neither party shall be liable for failure to perform obligations due to circumstances beyond reasonable control, including natural disasters, war, terrorism, labor disputes, government actions, or technical failures. The affected party must provide prompt notice and make reasonable efforts to resume performance.
In the event of a dispute, parties agree to first attempt resolution through good-faith negotiation between senior representatives.
If negotiation fails, parties agree to attempt mediation before pursuing litigation or arbitration.
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Province of Ontario and the federal laws of Canada applicable therein, without regard to conflict of law principles. Any legal action must be brought in the courts located in Burlington, Ontario, Canada.
These Terms, together with any service agreements and our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between the parties and supersede all prior agreements and understandings.
We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Material changes will be communicated via email or website notice. Continued use of services after changes constitutes acceptance.
If any provision is found unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in full force and effect.
Failure to enforce any provision does not constitute a waiver of that provision or any other provision.
Client may not assign rights or obligations without our prior written consent. We may assign to affiliates or in connection with a merger or acquisition.
All notices must be in writing and sent to the addresses specified in the service agreement or to:
Ugh Whatever Media Ltd.
Suite 4 3010 Centennial Drive
BURLINGTON - L7M 1N4
Canada
Email: contact@whatevermedia.hair
Provisions that by their nature should survive termination (including confidentiality, intellectual property, limitation of liability, and indemnification) shall survive.
You agree not to:
While we strive for accuracy, we do not warrant that website content is complete, accurate, or current. Information is subject to change without notice.
For questions regarding these Terms of Service, please contact us:
Ugh Whatever Media Ltd.
Legal Department
Suite 4 3010 Centennial Drive
BURLINGTON - L7M 1N4
Canada
Email: contact@whatevermedia.hair
Phone: +1 (369) 854-2100
Website: www.whatevermedia.hair
BY USING OUR SERVICES, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THESE TERMS OF SERVICE, UNDERSTAND THEM, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THEIR PROVISIONS.
These Terms of Service are designed to comply with applicable laws in Canada and international jurisdictions where we provide services.